Sunday, June 01, 2003
I know—it’s been way too long as usual.
You know what I think the problem is… I know
I’m going to spend forever writing forever, and I then
tell myself I don’t have time cuz I have to do other
I’m going to try to keep this short.
If I keep them short, I think I’ll write a lot
more often. That’s
the plan anyway. J
Anyway, I just got up… yesterday was awesome!!!
I went to the MTV Movie Awards and got passes to
go backstage!!! First
though, let me tell you who I saw at the show… lets
see, I’m not the best at spotting celebrities and what
their names are and all that, but I know Method Man was
there, cuz he sat right in front of me.
There were a lot of rappers sitting in front of
me, but the only one I knew was Method Man cuz I cheated
and saw that little sign on the chair that said,
“Method Man.” The
other people looked familiar, but I didn’t know who
they were. Some rapper chick was sitting next to me, but I had no clue
who she was. She
was the only one that got up and got her groove on when
50 Cent performed though, (that I saw anyway… there
may have been people in the pit though) so look out for
her when the show airs… I think she was wearing a red
the scared little boy to her right.
Every time they mentioned a friend of hers as a
nominee, like Halle Berry or Mya, you couldn’t control
this chick… “Yeee, that’s my girl yo!!!!”
I was worried she was going to kick my ass for
not supporting her friends too, so I joined her in a
chorus of “Yeeee, baby, that’s my girl!!!
Well… not really, but we can pretend can’t
of the rapper guys in front of us had a digital video
camera, and he was taping the chick to my left and
talking to her, and I was on it cuz I could see his LCD
I’ll be making a cameo appearance in their next
video… or home video anyway! ;)~ I wanted to
bust out a rhyme right there and make new friends, but
then I realized I’m good and that may intimidate them.
Moving on though…
Tara Reid sat right behind me!!! It was cool cuz she has a pretty distinct voice, so I got to
hear her conversations through out the night and all
that, and how she reacted to people on stage.
I heard her trying to make plans for after the
show, and I wanted to turn around and let her know that
I could show her and her friends a good time afterwards,
but I somehow felt she wouldn’t be interested. ;)~
Amanda Bynes was 6 rows in front of me.
I wouldn’t mind showing her a good time
either… like taking her out for a hamburger and fries
afterwards or something.
Sheesh, what did you guys think I was referring
to…. she’s 17 dammit, or maybe even 16!
That equals underage… you people are bad. ;)~
By the way, I was in row 13, seat 23.
But I was only the 3rd seat from the
isle, and I think I was really in row 7 cuz they only do
odd numbers. Whatever
row Amanda Bynes is in, just add 6 to that and there I
Duff was sitting up with Amanda Bynes by the way.
Directly to my left in the section that has kind
of lounge tables instead of just chairs was Ashton
Kutcher, P. Diddy, and some other people I recognized,
but had no clue as to who they were.
Oh yah, George Lucas was there too!
He was with some pink-haired girl… maybe his
Timberlake and Seann William Scott hosted the show, so
of course I saw them—but I would have rather seen
Britney or Mariah or… I can’t think of anyone else,
but those two would have been good enough for me.
Anyway, watch the show when it airs on MTV on
Thursday, June 5th.
There’s this guy in the audience that gets up
and says something to the presenters… it’s like an
acted out skit towards the beginning of the show.
That guy was 2 rows in front of me, so I’m
hoping you can see me on camera 2 rows behind him…
look out for me!
Now on to the after party…
Jessica Simpson was there with Nick Lachey from
98 Degrees. Two
or so years ago, I would have been all over her, but
I’m over it. She’s
really pretty, but I don’t know.
t.A.t.U. was there and I wanted to talk to them,
but they were already talking to these other people (who
they soon disappeared with).
Their show was crazy though… when they
couple hundred chicks in school-girl uniforms came out
and started jumping around… and by the end of the
show, they were only in their underwear and were all
making out. It was so gross! ;)~ t.A.t.U.
themselves didn’t partake in any of this
outlandish behavior however. They’re probably getting tired of doing that cuz I think
they’re really straight girls with a bad contract that
is obsessed with how to get them attention through
back to the afterparty…. free drinks, sushi (which I
never had before cuz I think it’s disgusting, although
I did try it last night for the first time and
surprisingly lived, and am hear to tell you as a victim
of the experience that it’s still disgusting!!!!
Raw fish on rice, what’s wrong with these
people?!!), expensive cheese, and all this other stuff.
I just had 2 beers which both tasted like crap
cuz I don’t really like the stuff, but I wanted to
relax a little so I wouldn’t be so intimidated walking
up to people. It
was no use though… although I did manage to meet this
hot chick who I was hanging out with for a little
while… until Paul Walker (The Fast and the Furious)
stole her from me.
he really that much better than me??? I mean, my car may have over 200,000 miles, and may make
strange noises, and may even take a little more than a
small while to gain speed.
But once it’s finally off, it can go fast!!!
I’ve done 60 before… even 80 on occasion!!!
But I guess I haven’t had the luxury of having
someone make a movie about me and my 1989 4-door sedan
someone finally does though, you’ll see.
The women all over the world will go crazy, and
she’ll then realize all that she could have had, but
threw away for some fast-driving has-been.
Isn’t revenge sweet?! ;)~
I had a ton of our full-length CD’s stuffed in my
pockets, and what I wanted to do more than anything was
hand them out to people.
But the music at the afterparty was so loud that
I would have been yelling and trying to hand people I
didn’t know a CD, and they would have just looked at
me funny. Maybe
that’s just an excuse though.
That’s the one thing I really regret not doing.
Talking and mingling and all that is fun, but
what I would have rather done more than anything was
just hand them a damn CD!
Oh well, there’ll be other opportunities I
I better put an end to this before I go on forever…
but it was a cool experience.
Just looking around and seeing all the biggest
people in a totally normal atmosphere, and literally
rubbing shoulder with them as you walked by was the
coolest thing. Well, hopefully I have more exciting things to tell you about
so I can write more often.
I’m a little over a page and a half in my
Microsoft Windows version of this diary, which is what
I’m typing it up on now.
Alright, that’s it I guess.
I’ll talk to you later!!!!
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