Tuesday, October 31, 2000
It’s been a while, I know.
I’m sorry L
I guess I’ve been a lil bit “not so on the
ball” lately, shall we say.
My beautifully sweet and pretty model friend (she promised me an autographed poster of herself
for Christmas to hang over my bed!!!!
I’m thinkin’ she might have certain ardent
fondnesses towards me, and may request assistance in the
form of several significantly privileged compassions in
the not so distant future—don’t you agree?!!! ;)~
Anyway, back to my story.
Don’t get lost!
I’m picking it up from before the parenthesis
when I divulged to you my overwhelmingly substantial
piece of fact as to why I’m sooooo darn sexy….) told
me that it’s almost November and I STILL haven’t
written in my diary!
So I promised her I’d do it by today.
So here I am, staying true to my word, on
Halloween night, writing in my diary.
This one’s for you babe ;)~
So let’s see… we pretty much
have only 3 songs (or maybe four, I can’t remember)
left to tighten up out of the 15 we’re recording.
We really wanted to get this CD out earlier, but
I think it’s going to end up being a kinda stocking
stuffer for the kids this Christmas!
Remember that song that I told you that I was
working on last time??? I worked on it a lot today, and I’m pretty much done except
for the end of it.
I don’t really know how it will end, so I got
to kind of figure that out, and then I guess fill in the
blanks with wordage (don’t you just love my
exquisitely superior high caliber sort of verbal
communications I got going in this diary?!!
Yah, I like to think of myself as a sort of
abstract 20th century—wait, we’re in the
21st century now… right—sort of
profoundly sinuous, not to mention poised, charming, AND
attractive, sort of fellow.
Damn I’m good! ;)~
Yah, the song has taken me a long long time to
write, and I should have been done a long long time ago,
but I haven’t really worked on it as much as I would
have liked to. I’m
going to try to write as many songs as I can by the end
of the year cuz I haven’t written that many this year.
Anyway, I’d like to now extend a bit of thanks
to our newest Drowning Fish fan, Jaime from Texas!!!!
She signed our Guestbook the other day and said
some really nice things ‘bout the band… so thanks J
(hey babe, send me a pic.
Maybe we can do lunch sometime—you and me…
Taco Tuesday… and maybe a little asparagus on the
it’s now 8:08 PM cuz I was doing a lot of scaring the
kids and handing out candy and
brothers/sisters type of stuff during this diary. If you’re wondering why I’m at home when I could have
been trick-or-treating and then cruising over to the
Queen Mary for their haunted house type stuff and
dancing the night away afterwards (which I’m not too
good at… but it’s fun to try!!!), it’s cuz I
wanted to stay home this year and stuff to kinda be with
the family and all that for maybe the last time.
My sister’s getting married in June, and then
she’s moving out :*(, so I figured I should enjoy what
I now have… you know what, that’s pretty much what
the song I’m writing right now is about.
Enjoying what you have.
I might call it “The Past Has Passed,” but
I’m not sure yet.
I think I want to think of a better title, but
something like that anyway. Anyway, my sister was going to stay home with my mom cuz my
dad couldn’t be here cuz he had something to do, and
my sister’s boyfriend (well, I guess fiancé now, but
that sounds soooo….. fruitcakish, ya know?!) was going
to come over and all that, so I thought it would be fun
to stay home like the good old days when we all did
stuff together, and finally get to do that again!!!
Earlier, we went to Lucky’s and got some hot
chocolate with marshmallows, black licorice, red
licorice, and cheddar cheese butter popcorn (don’t
ask—my sister’s choice).
We wanted to get a pumpkin, but the only ones
left looked gross and ugly and moldy, so we left those
puppies behind. We
went to Farm To Market and Vons after that, but they
were all out of pumpkins.
was this hot blond chick standing in the Frozen Foods
section, and I was all to my sister, “Damn, damn.
Frozen Foods never looked sooo good!” (I should
have said “hot” cuz it’s kinda opposite of what
frozen foods section is supposed to be, but whatever)
And then my sister tried to embarrass me and she’s all
loud, “WHAT MARC?!!
THE FROZEN FOODS SECTION NEVER LOOKED SOOOOOO
was like to the hottie girl, “Don’t look at me lady.
SHE said it—must be a lesbian.”
No, I didn’t really say that.
Actually, I just ran to isle 12 and hid behind a
shelf of Cream of Wheat and Instant Gritts.
Sisters can really be evil sometimes—but ya
gotta love em! J
Anyway, I want to go eat right now and my stomach
is hurting cuz I think I ate too much candy and I think
I’m going to be sick, but everybody is downstairs
watching this scary documentary on the Amityville Horror
house, and I am NOT watching that crap!!!
I HATE horror movies and ANYTHING to do with
horror movies! Actually,
I like the one’s like Scream (which is actually a
thriller… not a horror) and Nightmare On Elm St., but
I absolutely HATE the really devilish scary ones that
make you scared to death of the dark and keep you up
till 3 in the morning!!!
I won’t watch those.
But anyway, I'm up here all alone and it's dark... so
let us move on now, shall we...
.... Ah yes! A more uplifting
subject! Me, a friend, and my super Mario brother
hung out last… Thursday I think it was.
We went to my school, and while we were there, I
raced my friend down a scary bunch of old stairs in the old
Yah, we walked around the side and found a door
that was accidentally cracked open, so we snuck in and
did a little investigatin’ and all that.
And you know what, people were actually murdered
in that library back in the 70’s—no joke!
I know I know, we were flirting with the exact
ingredients of an old cheesy horror flick, but it was
and by the way, I won!
So ;)~~~~ in your face!!!
You know what though??? I'm still up here all
alone (I hope), and it being Halloween and all... how
about we cut this nonsense talk about old haunted scary
things, and we move on to something a little less
lethal. Oh I know! Has anyone seen Bedazzled
yet??? That movie is sooooooooo gosh darn funny!!!
The part I loved the most was the Irish part
where he has red hair and freckles!
That was soooooo funny!
I mean, the movie isn’t all “Titanic” and
all that, you know.
But it’s good.
I liked it!
Anyway, I gotta put an end to this bad boy, so I
think I’ll end it here.
It was good talking to y’all (No, I DON’T
really say y’all… but I deemed it rather appropriate
in complimenting this particular string of patterned
Okay, I’ll talk to you guys later.
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